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		<title>Green Romans?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few nights ago as my wife was finishing up the nightly Bible reading with our daughters, my eight year old asked my wife about the trip to Israel that our local radio station (KTIS) has talked about. One of the things that the station mentioned about the trip was something about “walking in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=836&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why People Write Viruses</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 03:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight over dinner I was telling my wife about a conversation I had with someone today about a virus issue at a company. One of my daughters asked why people write viruses. Before I could formulate an answer I hear the lovely voice of my wife pipe up: “Because their fathers beat them and their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=835&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dog that Speaks Southern</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although I currently live in Minnesota, I am from the deep south…the great state of Mississippi. A friend from Orlando recently sent this video to my wife and I was amused by this well trained dog who “speaks Southern”. Filed under: comedy<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=706&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What Daddies Don&#8217;t Know</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got the following from Megan Trent (Rod Trent’s wife…the myITforum.com denmother). It is one of the better jokes that I have gotten over email in a while. Thanks Megan! Tea Service One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=611&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Observations</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 02:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having an infant in the house again has reminded me of many things that I had forgotten about after our daughters grew out of that stage. It has also caused me to learn a few new things. Here are a few that I have been reminded of lately: While it rarely happens, a child sleeping [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=524&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ConfigMgr Child Labor Bloopers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By request of multiple people, here is the bloopers video from the ConfigMgr Child Labor video. Enjoy. Posted in comedy, kids, MMS, video<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=516&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ConfigMgr Child Labor Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the follow up to the video that was shown at MMS 2008 showing my five year old daughter deploying systems using ConfigMgr. I used this during the intro to my “Operating System Deployment in the Real World” session at MMS 2009. Posted in comedy, ConfigMgr, kids, MMS, video<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=470&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bulldog Cookies</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/12/07/bulldog-cookies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who knows me for long knows that I am an Ole Miss fan. I had been part of the Central Florida Ole Miss Alumni Club for several years and was very pleasantly surprised to discover that there is a Twin Cities Ole Miss Alumni Club. It’s nice to have other like minded people to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=355&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Funny HTTP 500 Message</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/10/21/funny-http-500-message/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I got home today, my wife showed me the amusing HTTP 500 message that Overstock.com has implemented. I got a chuckle out of it. Posted in comedy<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=309&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fail Open Goat</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/06/20/fail-open-goat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday Rod Trent linked to an article on Robert Hensing&#8217;s blog about a less than well researched article in USA Today about Firefox 3. When I went to the site, I saw Robert&#8217;s blog&#8217;s tag line&#8230;&#8221;Home of the &#8216;Fail Open Goat&#8217; Award&#8221;. That got me curious, so I searched his blog to find out what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=279&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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