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		<title>Three Year Old Tricks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Julie, HELP NOW!!!” Those were my words a half hour ago when I went downstairs to get my three year old son to bring him up for lunch. What I found was my son: Naked On top of the clothes dryer Squatting in a huge puddle of Downy fabric softener Whimpering and asking for help [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=907&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 16:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our daughters have been planning for Easter for a week or so. Yesterday they asked us to take them to Target and the dollar store…but did not want my wife or I to go in with them…they were planning something for us for today. This morning after getting up early and locating their Easter baskets [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=838&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Green Romans?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few nights ago as my wife was finishing up the nightly Bible reading with our daughters, my eight year old asked my wife about the trip to Israel that our local radio station (KTIS) has talked about. One of the things that the station mentioned about the trip was something about “walking in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=836&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sam Walking With The Chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago when my grandmother passed away I inherited a little chair that had been in the family for a very long time. It was owned by my Great Great Great Grandfather who died in 1878. My Great Grandfather learned to walk with the chair by turning it upside down and pushing it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=560&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rod Trent Interview &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay&#8230;it has been entirely too long since I&#8217;ve posted&#8230;over two months. Life has been a little crazy, but I finally cleaned up the rest of the Rod Trent interview to prepare it for posting. Hope you enjoy it. Also&#8230;I expect to post the next interview within another week or so&#8230;it is with Tim Mintner of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=545&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rod Trent Interview &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2009/06/04/rod-trent-interview-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I promised last week, here is the first of a two part interview with Rod Trent that took place the last night of MMS 2009. I hope to post part 2 sometime next week. Enjoy! Posted in ConfigMgr, family, interviews, kids, MMS<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=528&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Observations</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2009/05/29/baby-observations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 02:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having an infant in the house again has reminded me of many things that I had forgotten about after our daughters grew out of that stage. It has also caused me to learn a few new things. Here are a few that I have been reminded of lately: While it rarely happens, a child sleeping [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=524&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ConfigMgr Child Labor Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2009/05/12/configmgr-child-labor-bloopers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 15:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By request of multiple people, here is the bloopers video from the ConfigMgr Child Labor video. Enjoy. Posted in comedy, kids, MMS, video<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=516&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Night Canoe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 04:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Friday night I took my daughters on a little adventure. The park service in Minneapolis sponsors nighttime canoe trips once a month during the full moon. Friday night was the scheduled “Moonlight Canoe” trip. Only trick is that it was overcast and had a light rain. We went anyway. Bundled all of us up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=509&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>ConfigMgr Child Labor Video</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2009/04/29/configmgr-child-labor-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the follow up to the video that was shown at MMS 2008 showing my five year old daughter deploying systems using ConfigMgr. I used this during the intro to my “Operating System Deployment in the Real World” session at MMS 2009. Posted in comedy, ConfigMgr, kids, MMS, video<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=470&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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