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		<title>Full Moon at the Swim Meet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have some friends whose teenage sons are swimmers. They have only started swimming in the last year, but they are apparently really really good. The oldest placed third in his first swim meet&#8230;before he learned how to do a flip turn. He literally had to swim to the wall, stop, turn around and start [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=161&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Airport ODBC Connection</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize the picture below is pretty bad&#8230;it was taken with my phone in less than optimal lighting. At first glance it doesn&#8217;t appear to be anything exceptionally unusual. It&#8217;s just a computer where someone is setting up an ODBC connection to a database. What made this one comical to me is that the monitor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=158&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dyslexic T-shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a nephew who is dyslexic. His mom is really wanting to find a t-shirt for him that reads: Dyslexics of the world untie!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=150&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Error 80004005</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/02/27/error-80004005/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have worked with Windows systems for long, at some point you have seen the infamous 80004005 error code. It seems to pop up everywhere. Problem is that it is a bit infuriating to try to figure out what it means. Last year I was at the Microsoft Management Summit, and Johan Arwidmark was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=147&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesotans for Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/02/12/minnesotans-for-global-warming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dang funny video! My favorite quotes: &#8220;if we had some global warming, it wouldn&#8217;t be 20 below&#8221; &#8220;set the flamingo free&#8221; &#8220;turn our snow shovels into lawn chairs&#8221; &#8220;just think, Northern Canada would even be inhabitable, not to mention Northern Minnesota&#8221; &#8220;maybe we&#8217;ve got alligators, nah&#8230;muskies would eat &#8216;em&#8221; &#8220;yeah, cute cold blooded killers&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;d make [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=137&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blackberry Outage</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/02/11/blackberry-outage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No this post isn&#8217;t going to have much in the way of anything technical about the Blackberry outage that covered North America today. This is a tribute to a great piece of writing. On the FoxNews website, there was an article about the outage. It included the opening quote, &#8220;“CrackBerry” addicts were looking for thumbthing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=136&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Closed Captioning</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/01/31/closed-captioning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a dentist appointment this morning. My dentist has flat panel TVs mounted to the ceiling directly above the chair so that while you are getting your teeth cleaned/drilled/pulled/etc you can watch TV. All of them are muted with the closed captioning showing at the bottom. So while I&#8217;m in the chair this morning, I&#8217;m watching the news. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=130&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Restaurant</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/01/30/chinese-restaurant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I had Chinese take-out for supper. When I called to place the order, I had a menu in front of me, so I told them the number on the menu, in this case is was something like C13&#8230;combo meal 13. The lady sounded a little confused, so I said the number again. At [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=128&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No Jumping From Bridge</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2008/01/17/no-jumping-from-bridge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is this sign even necessary? Only in an area with a bit too much alcohol consumption would any normal person need to have this warning posted.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=125&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Warranty: Dell vs Apple</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2007/12/19/computer-warranty-dell-vs-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A year or so ago a co-worker of mine had his Dell Latitude laptop at home. He had a webcam hooked up to it and was attempting to get his infant son to smile/laugh/something into the camera so that his grandmother on the other end could see it. So he is bouncing the kid attempting to get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=121&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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