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		<title>That Logic Doesn&#8217;t Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my flight to Bristol yesterday, I&#8217;m checking in at the airport. My bag is slightly overweight&#8230;52.5 pounds. I looked at the guy and asked if I could have a little grace or if I needed to take something out. He told me, &#8220;with the price of fuel, our managers are really cracking down, so you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=164&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I had Chinese take-out for supper. When I called to place the order, I had a menu in front of me, so I told them the number on the menu, in this case is was something like C13&#8230;combo meal 13. The lady sounded a little confused, so I said the number again. At [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=128&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One reason I hate election season</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During any election season the number of phone calls in America goes through the roof. Doesn&#8217;t matter if you are on the National Do Not Call list&#8230;political calls are exempt. During election season we screen every phone call that comes in. If you don&#8217;t talk to the answering machine and sound like someone I know&#8230;it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=127&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now THAT&#8217;s a Christmas Tree!</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2007/12/29/now-thats-a-christmas-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a pic I snapped of Julie standing next to the Christmas tree in her parents&#8217; house. She is 4&#8242; 11&#8243;. The tree is approximately 17 feet tall. The guys at the tree farm they got it said it was the biggest tree on the farm. BTW&#8230;I did no trick photography to make the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=123&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fake cashiers check scam</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2007/12/17/fake-cashiers-check-scam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently trying to sell our minivan on cars.com. On Saturday, I got a phone call from a potential buyer. It was a phone call through one of the services for the deaf&#8230;so I&#8217;m talking to an operator who is reading to me what the other person is typing and then typing what I say [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=120&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shoes from Auschwitz</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2007/12/05/shoes-from-auschwitz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarvis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just saw this page. It&#8217;s a picture that represents a day&#8217;s worth of shoes collected during the gassing of the Jewish people at Auschwitz&#8230;25,000 pairs of shoes. I started to get physically sick looking at the picture&#8230;realizing that each of the people wearing them were murdered. In particular note the two whitish colored shoes toward the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=115&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Locked Antlers</title>
		<link>http://verbalprocessor.com/2007/11/06/locked-antlers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was having a hunting conversation with a co-worker and was showing him the pictures below. My dad found these when I was about three years old. These two very mature bucks had been fighting and got their antlers locked together, and because they couldn&#8217;t get their antlers separated, they ended up dying or killing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=verbalprocessor.com&#038;blog=1611123&#038;post=95&#038;subd=verbalprocess&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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